"Hello pretty you look so nice and i would like to be your friend and get to know you better if you dont mind . so if you would love to chat more i would like you to give me your yahoo id so that i can add you for a cool chat .i will be we expecting your getting back to me if you dont mind., "

and just wtf does "flevoland" mean? some slang for florida i'm thinking. yeah i look at these people's myspace pages. this one REALLY WANTS TO GET MARRIED!


NO!

"I am a male human being from the planet earth looking for companionship from a human female and the possible eventual exchanging of bodilly fluids."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!


NO!


hahahHAHAHAHHAhahahhahahahah!

"hello how are you today i have talk with you are you ok "

i want to know who falls for this! my curiosity about the kind of people who answer messages like this is killing me!

"hello angel first of all u are so pretty, am E---- who is honest and kind , friend God fearing person who came out of well honest home, immediately i see u pretty face i get touch ,i said wow.......wow i can see an angel of my choice , babe am really interested in u am for really just give me the change let friends and chat ok , and be good friends so we can know each other very well , am really interest in u, i need a wife who i can settle down with that is god fearing honest kind , well behave person that is ready to marry for good plz babe i really love every thing about u , u are really and angel ,plz send me ur yahoo email address so we can chat very well this is my"

not once, but FOUR times...

ok. where did he get "god-fearing" from my page?

do people really fall for this stuff? out of pity?


sorry for the edit, there was rumor of a computer catching on fire in the office...

"how u doing today?.... am david from GA and i want you to know that i really admire your profile and i wouldn't mind to get to know u better u look good and attractive that any man would resist i was felt lonely and i was looking for someone to talk to when i saw ur profile and i want you to know that People come into our lives and walk with us a mile, and then because of circumstance they only stay a while. They serve a need within the days that move so quickly by, and then are gone beyond our reach, we often wonder why. God only knows the reason that we meet and share a smile, why people come into our lives and walk with us a mile...u can reach me via the yahoo messanger this is my ID (even the incredibly dim need to have their privacy respected) take care and i would be expecting"


can't finish a sentence? only wants contact for a few days?

am i being too critical here?

"love your photo i cant beleave out of the millons on here that i got to see your photo,i wish so much that i knew what i could say thats special to touch your heart my way,,i cant stop looking at your photo its just so nice ,i truely adore you in your photo so much.wish i could hold you gently forever,,,gosh"


i have been rendered speechless. it's hard to talk with the gag reflex going on...